A well-tailored tux is to women what lingerie is to men.
Amen.
But a man in lingerie though, js.
A man wearing lingerie under a well-tailored tux though.
welcome to tumblr.
- boy: shit baby you're so wet already
- girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
Human being to the mob
What’s a mob to a king?
What’s a king to a god?
What’s a god to a non-believer?
Who don’t believe in anything?
“I’m Elle Woods. I have a bachelor’s degree in fashion merchandising from CULA. And I was a Zeta Lambda Nu Sweetheart, president of my sorority, Delta Nu, and last year, I was Homecoming Queen.”
Oh.
have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
